Homer J. Simpson and Marge Simpson

News saying "Beer is bad" to Homer

Homer shouting "Boogeyman!"

Homer talking about Ned baptizing Bart, Lisa and Maggie 

Homer saying "DOH!" with an echo

Homer saying a regular normal "Doh"

Homer saying "Woohoo!"

Homer asking the operator for the number of 911

Just download it, I think it's pretty funny

Bart's Prank calls

Bart calling Moe for "Al Coholic"

Bart calling Moe for "Amanda Hugnkiss"

Bart calling Moe for a "Mrs. B O-Problem"

Bart asking for "Homer Sexual"

Bart asking for "Ivanna Tinkle"

Grandpa Simpson

Grandpa Simpson saying "Dang"

Apu

Apu saying to a lady in English, that he can't speak English

 Chief Wiggum

Wiggum pretending to make a skull talk

Ralph Wiggum playing the flute at church (the flute is shoved up his nose)

Mr. Burns and Wayland Smithers

Mr. Burns talking about brain surgery

Mr. Burns talking to Homer that he is in BIG trouble

Mr. Burns saying, "Excellent."

Burnsie asking for Mr. Smithers (he's calling moe's bar)